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Inaugural quarterly Cinderella Century, Sunday, 10 April '05.  Roses will deliver to each female cyclist who completes the 95.5km route from Nth Turramurra to Mt. White 'n back, a dozen long stem, red roses (to the work address or home address) by the following Thurs, 14 April. 

 

Any cyclist which has completed a Sydney to the Gong ride, or a Bicycle NSW "Big Ride" shouldn't have any difficulty completing this 96km route, particularly as you go at your own pace:

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    7:30am from outside the Corner Cafe, Nth Turramurra         -  95km - ETR 12:40pm; or

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    8:10am from Jersey St, Hornsby                                           -  70km - ETR 12:15pm; or

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    8:20am from Berowra station carpark                                  -  48km - ETR 11:40am.

All cycle participants are required to sign the Muggaccinos' Liability Acknowledgement Ride Sign-on Sheet shortly before the ride.

 Nosh Stops:
 1st     Mt White Road Warriors cafe       from  9:35am      -   35 min
 2nd   
 Pie in the Sky                             from 10:45am    
  25 min
 King of the Mountain climbs:
 
1st       50m past Bobbin Head bridge, "60km Max Speed" sign, to Kalkari Reserve sign                  3.25km
 2nd     "Cherro Point Rd" sign  to  "Mt White" timber sign   7.55km
 3rd    
Brooklyn Rd large aluminium light poll to 20m before Pie in the Sky entrance                        3.85km
 4th    
"
60km Max Speed" sign 15m after Old Stone Toilet Block SE side of Bobbin Head bridge 
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 "60km Max Speed" sign 50m  before Toll Booth at Nth Turra entrance
                                3.95km

Click here to read of Muggaccinos' marketing efforts to promote to the fairer sex Sunday cycling on lower traffic roads.  At the bottom of Click here open various marketing posters -
(i)        in htm files for you to e-mail to prospective cyclists; and
(ii)       in Word files for you to print and display on office or community notice boards. 
Cinderella Century explains how Muggaccinos will attract more Dames onto Frames
All males pay $10 entrance to each qtly Muggaccinos' Cinderella Century ride.  And only pay $5 entrance if/when Bank Teller breaks even.   No entry fee for females. 
Bank Teller will underwrite the cost of the dozen red roses promotionThere is no liability upon any Male participant on each Century ride beyond paying $10 entrance.
Each female, who completes her maiden C.C. will be delivered in Sydney within 3 days to her office or home, a dozen long stem red roses. 
On the first Sunday after each C.C. -
(a)       each female who completes another C. C. will be presented with a single long stem red rose in a florist's sheaf; and

(b)       each female who completes her maiden half Cinderella Century, known as the Petticoat Prologue, from Berowra station will also be presented with a single long stem red rose. 
Four days before the inaugural C.C.  Bank Teller will send a Press Release to the major and local newspapers seeking publicity for this innovative offer by males to attract females into road cycling on lower traffic routes on Sunday morn'.  See draft message for Column 8

Fliers which promote Muggs' quarterly C. C will be delivered by late March to a handful of bike shops in reasonable proximity to the Nth Turramurra start spot.

 

 

 

 

 

Roses will deliver a dozen long stem red roses, and  a small pkt of Lindt chocs to each female who completes her maiden Cinderella Century.
Muggs will present a single long stem red rose to each female who completes:
(i) her maiden 
Petticoat Prologue;
(ii) each subsequent
Cinderella Century.
         

 

 

                            

 

1st Leg:  To Road Warriors' Cafe, Mt White - 46km

 

·         7:30am rollout from Nth Turramurra shopping centre car park (700m NNE of Burns Rd) in Valley Park Cres (little road off to the left of Bobbin Head Rd opposite the Corner Café on LHS) for 47.5km 1st leg to Mt White. 1st Sag Stop (8 min) at Kalkari Reserve after 9.9km; or

·         8:10am departure from Hornsby station car-park 
[
N/W side of station - 70 m Nth of Railway Hotel in Jersey St] for 35km to Mt White.

·         8:20am rollout for the 50km Petticoat Prologue from Berowra station carpark cycling Nth up Old Pacific H'way to Mt White.

Both groups arrive 1st Nosh Stop - Mt White Road Warriors Cafe with Segafredo Zanetti (35 min) from 9:35am.

2nd Leg:  Mt White to Pie in the Sky  -  16km

10:10am commence return leg, with 2nd Nosh Stop (30 min) at Pie in the Sky from 10:50am amidst the ambience of the Verdant Grassy Knoll overlooking the majestic Hawkesbury River.

3rd Leg:  Pie in the Sky to Berowra - 8km - or Hornsby 19km - or Nth Turramurra Corner Cafe -  33km

11:20am cycle Sth down Old Pacific H'way -

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     7.9km to Berowra station                                 -   ETR 11:40am

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     21km to Hornsby                                              -   ETR 12:15pm

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     31km back to Nth. Turra’ via Bobbin Head       -   ETR 12:40pm

 

Click On below cartoon sketches to hyperlinks in this text:

 

 

  Cinderella Century

  Petticoat Prologue

  Bank Teller's model
  Roses recipients

 

 

 

Photos of females in cycling:

Butts 'n backs
Contrasts and contours

Climbing 'n crunching
Mind games
MTB 'n mud
Road racing - 1Road racing - 2Road racing - 3
Side On
Smiles 'n smirks - 1 Smiles 'n smirks - 2
Time trials
Track 'n tactics
Training

Winners 'n grinners

Bank Teller's rap-up of Sunday, 3 April, Cinque Montagnes  -  93km  -  14 starters

On a glorious, balmy early Spring morn' which peaked at 31o, ToothFairy, Tony aka QuietAchiever, Greg B, Pacific Pete, BeanCounter, Heineken, Koala Bear, Printer, Tornado, Scribe, Bazza, Publican, Mark aka LongHaul 'n ExPat all managed to keep the rubber side down over one of Muggs' oldest ride routes.  Scribe ave 21.8km p/h, with Gene a tad quicker ave 22.3km p/h, with all the rest appreciably above those pedestrian speeds.  Indeed Grant aka BeanCounter revealed that in last Monday's epic 176km Hornsby to Spencer 'n back, Grant ave 26.8km p/h which raised a few concerned eyebrows amongst the faster brigade of Tornado and Arno.

 

Post ride, LongHaul graciously paid $10 to Bank Teller as his contribution for next Sunday's inaugural Cinderella Century.  Mark will be in Sth Africa for 3 weeks and will miss the 1st C.C.  However, Mark has enticed two femmes who cycle with his wife, Leslie, to start our "women targeted C.C." from Nth Turra' next Sunday.  Bank Teller met Debs and Frances earlier in this ride, and they won't have any difficulty peeling-off the 95km route to Mt White 'n back, with a re-charge Nosh Stop at Pie in the Sky after 62km. 

Muggs' quarterly C.C. is focused on encouraging more women to the social and health benefits of road cycling.  Casual empiricism of the penetration rate of Sunday cycling amongst the Sydney community at large still ranks along way behind attendees of traditional churchesMuggs doesn't want to steal existing femme cyclists from other established cycle groups.  So hopefully the lads that Debs and Francis usually cycle with will also join us, because Muggs' 27 Sunday rides provide a plethora of delightful Nosh Stops to visit. 

 

Arno's wife, Sarah aka Physio, joined us at the Corner Cafe Nth Turra' post ride.  Next Sunday, Sarah and Jules plan to split the 96km Century route, with Sarah riding the 1st leg to Mt. White, and Jules cycling the 2nd leg back to Nth Turra', with a Nosh Stop at PitS and another post-ride at the Corner Cafe where the grub is grouse.  An option for rookies is the 48km Petticoat Prologue to Mt. White which commences at Berowra station carpark from 8:10am.

 

Footnote:  We may have another Titanium convert, with Tornado happy with his test ride on a

 

Our next Long W'end Away is Tour de Wiseman's Ferry over the ANZAC long w'end where we have 20 starters thus far.   Importantly the Wisemans Ferry Inn and restaurants are 1km from our campsite.  But as we learnt over the last two ANZAC long w'end visits to Wiseman's, the street lighting back to our campsite late at night isn't flash.

 

 

The Scribe   28 March '05