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     | Pete has the 
    unenviable label "Knees" 'cause he's had 8 Ops on his two 
    Pole Holders, including 
    two total reconstructions - they take new rubber bands out of 
    your hamstrings and pin 'em either side and all which ways around your gummy knee, 
    'cause as Dr Kafoops would have inferred, "Mr Hammond, You've rooted all 
    the ligaments".  Technical term medicos  employ is 
    "degeneration".  But it means the same thing.  Pete has also had meniscus cartridge trimmed from 
    both knees.  Whereupon both knees look like 
    Jack the Ripper has ran amuck.  Or the TV 
    viewers' worm on the screen got drunk and went walkabout.  But the bastard can still hammer 
    up a hill like a draught horse with a wary regard for his master, 
    as evidenced on Pete's 2nd Muggs ride when he scaled that 16o 
    gradient "Loombah St" - back of Careel Bay 
    en route to Whale Beach.
 Pete has the oldest bike 
    amongst Muggs - an 18 year old TechnoBullshit prototype 
    aluminium frame with the gear change on the down tube.  But he still 
    powers along, and his downhill freewheeling speeds suggest he's riding top shelf Mavic 
    rims.  Knees will be AWOL for a month holidaying - US/Europe, where he might pick-up a circa 2005 bike.  So 
    watch out front runners.
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