| Eric, the
former
Fat Man is a pedal Bludgeoning Behemoth, who 
once extended the bathroom scales over 100kg. 
The infamous Bottom Bracket
Frame-Breaker with an ox’s heart previously rec’d two replacement frames under
an original bike warranty, such is the punishment he bestows on his bikes.
 A spinal fusion
required insertion of a couple of bolts in his lumbar region in ‘85.  However, the
prosthesis hasn’t stopped the former Frigidaire
on Two Wheels, from completing the last eleven 200 km  
Audax Alpine
Classics in Bright over the Aust Day long w'end, interspersed with  Fitz’s Challenge,  
and more recently 210km 
Fitz's Epic  which Eric contends is 
materially more demanding than the  
Bright 200km  
Audax Alpine Classic. |  Eric is a rumbustious chap who thinks he's distinguished, 'cause he tries to look 
	distinguished - a Falstaffian
	figure seemingly epitomizing mirth 'n merriment until he slips into 
	his Arian whingeing 'n whining 
	mode which he contends 'ignorant Australian' confuse for 
	constructive criticism and clever counsel.  In 
	conversation, please don't bring up The War.   Because this 
	Old Krout has an sanguine recollection of an altar boy named Adolph 
	ie. "that Austrian did a marvelous job in unifying a lot of countries to 
	a common cause."
 | After whinging and
whining for many years "about I can't afford it", the Bulbous Bloke dusted-off the moths and shelled out  big bucks on a
hand-made  Paul Hillbrick, state of the art, treadley.  However, it 
	is now almost 5 years old, so the former 
FatMan 
	will likely find an excuse to indulge in a new treadley, because his 
	extraordinary cycling resolve is only surpassed by his ego not to be 
	out-done.
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