10 more
reasons why Bicycles are better than Women!!!
(xiii) Bicycles
don't get miffed if you're late.

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(xiv) You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
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(xv)
If your Bicycle starts looking daggy, you can paint it or get some new bits.

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(xvi)
You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to do the
movie, dinner thing.
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(xvii)
Bicycles
don't "give a tinker's cuss" if you look at other Bicycles.



(xviii)
Bicycles
cost less.
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(xix) Bicycles don't engage an attorney if you want to trade-up to a new
bike.
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(xx) Bicycles don't care if the garbage gets missed, or the car hasn't
been washed in "yonks".
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(xxi) Bicycles don't criticise you if you hose
yourself out on the slops, but they sure as hell remind you often enough if
you do.





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(xxii)
Bicycles
don't get
headaches.
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(xxii)
The
only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a helmet.
